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Hoo........ Hoo. . . . .Hooo Hoooo Ahoo Ahoo Ahoooo Omusinde wee! Aaah nothing beats the early morning chants of traditional circumcision. Well at least if you come from Western Kenya. A good percentage of you guys ( ladies / gents ) won't even sing the chant right, but it's okay, it doesn't really matter simply because the tradition is slowly dying with the advent of modernization. I for one did not go through traditional circumcision. I got cut in a hospital at a tender age of nine. A painful recollection. But a brave one indeed. Maybe I could swank about how nice I was fed. Like a king. With maids by my side gently fanning my well rested body. Feeding me berries like rich arm-less guy. Am obviously kidding. The only change in diet I got was a dose of fries every once in a while. As an African child, fries were like pizza or a burger or whatever white kids fancy. Burgers are amazing. Deliciously layered from bottom to top. It's not a snack but ...