Weird huh!

I sometimes really think life's a bitch. If ever everyone could get anything he or she wishes for, I could have been Chris brown or Bill Gates. But because it can never happen am stuck in this horrible lifestyle where I have to go to school so as to become someone.
I sometimes meditate in an African way(staring on a girls behind) and deeply start thinking about how I would survive with my own family. Me being a father makes me scared. Wife nagging, kids jumping on chairs ....it just seems out of place for me.
One of my friends(ian) says he wont marry and recently he almost became a father- saved by emergency pills. In high school we did crazy stuff. We called our 5 star bathroom - Fume chamber(ironical huh!) Ian my cool pal and Dennis....were my washmates. Our 5star bathroom was located on top of a septic tank approximately an area of 30sq cm. And it was covered by invisible walls and on the right side was the "strip to enter" toilets which completed our bathroom. Since I was water phobic  it needed a watersplash my back to kick off a bath. I can recall how silly we looked with our bodies covered entirely with chill pimples. Then after such a cold shower we could have a good slumber.
Sometimes I hate myself for being too kind. I usually say I like being useful but I don't like being used. A concept which some bitches never understand. Some words that I usually find hard to say are NO unless am lying. And l usually find it hard to lie except to my mum. Sorry mum but there is no way I could tell you that I lost my textbooks its just better to keep quiet.
Some friends are worth recalling. Patrick since you complained about me not writing about you let me give it a try. Patrick the only geek in my crew hehe! No wonder I don't know many things about you coz mostly you were reading. Uummm All I can say is you are the craziest geek I've ever seen, I mean how could you sneak go swimming during KCSE period and I was busy tryna beat you in chemistry but all I saw was dust.
In the girls section you were dull- obviously, the one place the you really were active is the food sector.....hehehe no offence..Thats what Western guys were known for....you left me no room to beat you on anything academic, food, entertainment (you knew every new songs and movies) Dude you are blessed. Hope nothing can change you even that "Konyangi" there in campus.hehehehe!
You remember how people used to say "huku nje maisha ni ngumu" those guys are silly.. I heard a wiseman say "mwanaume ni ideas and creativity effort achia mjengo" so you all sick m***erf***ers get yoself together and find something usefull to do or wait for your friends to find big jobs and give you a job.(that is working smart, you leave them to work hard.
I always am positive in my thinking unlike some people I is see hope inside a frying pan....I always know there is a way out of it even though they never sometimes work out...then I start crying- why.....why always me, Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.......
A good example is when I recently had an Idea about a really good show that I was supposed to host two hot chicks (extremely hot, juz thinking bout 'em gives me goose bumps) just after googling interview questions I get romours that the radio transmitter is broken...am like WTF( blogger has no emojis...u could have seen the look on my face) that is when I say why always me....am always getting toasted when am at the end of the turnel or should I say at the optimum point. Whyyyyyyyyyy...
I think that enough shit for today. Lemme now drown myself with this free cocktail hope it wont be my scent when I go to my room....hehe. Wouldn't' like to pass the wrong message.
ENd